Bizarre [12 Jefferson St., between Bushwick Avenue and Broadway in Bushwick, (718) 451–4665]. Open Mon–Thu, 6 pm–2 am; Fri, 6 pm–4 am; Sat, 4:30 pm–4 am; Sun, 4:30 pm–2 am.
Our bartoonist wants his beer cans opened for him

Bizarre [12 Jefferson St., between Bushwick Avenue and Broadway in Bushwick, (718) 451–4665]. Open Mon–Thu, 6 pm–2 am; Fri, 6 pm–4 am; Sat, 4:30 pm–4 am; Sun, 4:30 pm–2 am.
Bill Roundy is the arts and entertainment editor for Brooklyn Paper. He is also a cartoonist, a Shakespeare buff, and an alcohol enthusiast. He has lived in the borough since 2001, and, according to the prophecy, will never leave.